May 2013
1 tag
modest mouse though
“And so with the sunshine and the great bursts of leaves growing on the trees,...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (via luckyynumber7)
carlsagansbitch:
ok thats cool but in america you can get 100 mcnuggets for $25
no-more-war-no-more-clothes:
solluxx:
paranoidpot8to:
THERE IS A FUCKING COW TRYING TO GET INSIDE MY HOUSE
I AM HOME ALONE
WHAT DO I DO THERE IS A COW PRESSING ITS FACE AGAINST THE WINDOW
tell it to mooove
get out
chinkerbelle:
Reasons I grab my boobs
running upstairs
running downstairs
running
stoked on life
scared
walking through my house in the dark
bored
boobs
solluxforpresident:
bulletbakas:
Ain’t no friendship like a friendship where you’re either confused as siblings or gay lovers
fonmasterguard:
So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
Things parents forget to tell their children: →
runstretchpump:
Bodies are hairy. No matter the gender, your face will have hair and that is more than okay.
Your butthole is going to have some hair too. And maybe your nipples. And your tummy. And where ever else.
Stretch marks. Those are a thing. Everyone gets ‘em. If you don’t, you probably don’t have skin.
Vaginas smell. Every vagina has a scent. Don’t worry about it! (Unless...
no-future-no-life:
“But the Bible says…”
I have been waiting for this post my whole life
